isoglossia — pending reconstruction

Sunday 5 February 06

Do you know this pair?

Filed under: Isoglossia, Smut — sgazzetti @ 16.49 MST+2.00

parcek 2

Let me give you a hint: one of them’s got a radar gun, and his partner’s holding a book of speeding tickets. As I strolled along today I spotted this creative speed trap, passing by just in time to see two of Nova Gorica’s finest snare a scofflaw. Or an average red-blooded male, take your pick. I can already hear the entrapment plea.

The advertisement reads, “Do you know this [ironic diminutive] pair? Our readers do!” An interesting advertising gambit: you’re speeding along when you spy a gargantuan pair of breasts concealing a police car. Probably your first thought is, damn, I can’t place them. If only there were a magazine that could help me to identify those bodacious tatas… Well, look no further! Nova magazine is your answer. It’s staring you right in the face. Too bad a radar gun is, too.

See also Slovenian traffic accidents explained.

Saturday 6 August 05

Alarming statistics

Filed under: Meta, Smut — sgazzetti @ 08.49 MDT+2.00

Wednesday 3 August 05

Food porn

Filed under: Food and beverage, Smut — sgazzetti @ 14.28 MDT+2.00

Friday 17 June 05

Slovenian traffic accidents explained

Filed under: Smut — sgazzetti @ 12.42 MDT+2.00

Wednesday 15 June 05

Sexual reproduction made easy

Filed under: Smut, Theories — sgazzetti @ 07.07 MDT+2.00
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