“2 minutes ago in Slovenia”
Since yesterday’s awestruck post we’ve moved up in the rankings a fair bit thanks to all your avid voting, but it still looks pretty grim. That will mean all sorts of self-deprecating sour-grapesy jocularity, which you are no doubt dying to see. In an effort to spare you that sight, I have been launching DOS attacks on a witty Paris-dweller and calling in as many internet favors as I can invent.
Twittervision knows if you tell anything less than THE WHOLE TRUTH

















