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Photo essay & Pure joyThursday 26 June 2008 16:37

More for the Slovenia doesn’t suck file:

Stone ripples warmer

Lake Bohinj is one of our very favorite places not only in Slovenia but in the world. Magda and I spent our first getaway there, and have been going back regularly ever since, but had never managed to get up onto the dramatically wild massif above the lake until this past weekend.

Group photo near planina ovčarijo

Our Canado-Slovene friend Andrej put together a small group of friends and invited us along. Finding Rada willing to take the boys for another overnight, we dug out our gear — which wasn’t easy given how long it had been since we’d done any serious walking. The difficulty was reduced by the nature of hiking in these mountains, where it’s permitted to sleep only in the mountain huts dotting the peaks and valleys in some improbably remote settings. This means that 90% of what a hiker accustomed to, say, the Rocky Mountains, is used to carrying stays at home. No: tent, sleeping bag, sleeping pad, stove, gas, cooking gear, meals, etc. Stuff in a pullover, rainshell, camera, lunch, and you’re pretty much ready to go with a tiny (and light!) rucksack.

Two-row pano Koča pri planina-jezero

And light is good, because on this trail we had a vertical gain of 1,500 meters, nearly all of it in the first hour of walking. Despite the ridiculously small load on my back, my legs were begging for mercy hours from the upper beer station mountain hut which was our destination.

Hut in early shadow, lower pond view

Not only are you relieved of the great weight involved in self-supported camping, but once you arrive at your destination you find cold beer, hot gulaš, and what some might charitably term a ‘mattress’ waiting.

David moving briskly in the direction of Laško

This hike kicked my ass in more ways than one. After spending the last several years doing nothing more strenuous than opening a beer, I found the walk up to the beers provided at the hut, Koča pri Triglavskih jezerih, more painful in the upper reaches than I remembered hiking ever being, and that had the knock-on effect of making that evening’s first Laško more intensely and amazingly satisfying than I remembered beer ever being. Cramped muscles were quickly salved and we settled in for an evening of sadjevec and picture-taking.

Tičarica night silhouette

The next morning we were up reasonably early to earn our bed and board through the čistilna akcija, or ‘cleaning sale’. Though technically the clean-up was over, Andrej wangled it with management so that the charges for our meals and accommodation were waived in return for a few hours of gathering whatever scraps of litter we could find in the hut’s surroundings. Here’s my favorite piece of rubbish:

Najlepši odpadek

I took the camera with me, and the slow meander around the little valley provided some time for quiet pictures of the place in morning light. The hut has a pond (pair of ponds in the dry season) below it and one above it. Some favorite pictures from that rubbish walk:

Upper pond (Močivec) sunrise 9923

Below is a stitched-together panoramic view of the lower pond (also seen in the first picture in this post), called Dvojno jezero. It looks quite nice when viewed in larger format on Flickr.

Dvojno jezero panorama from east

The same pond in the low dusky light as we arrived:

Moist bottom land

Another view of the upper pond in morning light:

Upper pond sunrise 9925

Brane, the hutman who hooked us up in the čistilna akcija, never stopped joking around, which allowed me to demonstrate my utter obtuseness in Slovene. Following a discussion of camera filters in which I managed to aver that my penis was 72 mm in length, we said goodbye and headed toward the unnervingly sheer wall called Komarča that would bring us back to the valley floor along a trail that was essentially vertical.

David and Andrej descending Descending Komarča

Though we did our best, the beauty and drama of the places we walked through was essentially unphotographable. It was soul-cleansing to spend just two days in such a setting, and we’re determined to go back again before we leave Slovenia. Enormous thanks to Andrej for including us on this trip, and to Anja, Polonca, and David for being such great walking companions.

Photo essay & ProjectsFriday 21 March 2008 14:55
SNAKE EGG! Obverse

Adam’s aunt, my sister, thought it would be a good idea to send him a SNAKE EGG for Christmas. Her package, full of good stuff otherwise, arrived just hours before we were departing for our our trip to Poland, so coupled with that and the inherent horror of a Chinese SNAKE EGG the thing sort of got put on the back burner, by which I mean put away in a reinforced steel cell deep in an underground bunker. But somehow Adam found it and began agitating to hatch the egg. And once that boy begins agitating, well, eggs are going to hatch and no one is getting any rest until they do. So Adam and I decided that hatching a SNAKE EGG would be a good weekend project, a little bonding exercise, Cats-In-The-Cradle etc.

Fortunately, Adam is exactly 3+.

According to the box, it appeared to be a trivial thing to follow the manufacturer’s instructions for make pet hasten out of the shell. Throughout the entire process, we were careful to keep the full water into the container.

SNAKE EGG! Instructions for pet hasten out of egg

The box’s side panel helpfully chides the hatcher not to swallow the egg. Fortunately, we were able to safely immobilize Adam with some long tongs and a snare-pole, and pry it from his disarticulated lower jaw just in time.

Here he prepares to begin the experiment:

SNAKE EGG! Adam dying to hatch (boy focus, square)

Fortunately, we had the appropriate laboratory glassware in the house for this project.

SNAKE EGG! Experimental phase I: ovum inundation

Adam was extremely impatient during this phase of the hatching. He obsessively checked the egg every two minutes or so for the first four minutes, after which he forgot all about the horrid snake egg and threw himself back into Thomas The Tank Engine’s deathless embrace.

When that video was over, he recalled his incubating responsibilities and rushed over to indicate the egg with the relentlessness of a true scientist. Then it was time for supper. Magda had made some nice chicken curry, but Adam opted to strangle and swallow whole an adult goat, which he digested over the next several weeks.

SNAKE EGG! Experimental phase I: Adam indicates ovum

“Papa! Somefing happenin’!”

SNAKE EGG! The Quickening

By the next morning, the snake was beginning to emerge from the ovum, which peeled away with a leathery wretchedness.

SNAKE EGG! The Boy Alarmed

As soon as his transparent, permanently-closed reptilian eyelids had not snapped open that morning, Adam rushed to the kitchen to check on his snake. Well, okay, he rushed to the kitchen after leisurely awakening, having a wee, and then being languidly carried thither as per routine to get his usual sippy cup of yogurt and in the course of all this he incidentally noticed that a horrible slimy creature he had completely forgotten about had spent the long night inexorably breaking its way out of its miserable shell. ‘Hasten’ might be stretching it, but it was well within the 12-24 hour window promised by its child-labor manufacturers half a world away.

Note the egg tooth.

SNAKE EGG! The Horribleness

Like any good herpetologist, Adam takes time to document the animal’s lifecycle.

SNAKE EGG! Adam shoots

Once fully hatched, the snake was relocated to a more roomy container, which he quickly outgrew. Magda then moved him to the enormous pickle jar she uses to make kisli ogorki.

SNAKE EGG! STILL Growing...

Here the snake settles into his final incubation station.

SNAKE EGG! The Monster Reflects Upon His Origins

The increase in size continued over several days, but when it seemed to have peaked we dumped out the snake and his turgid water. Adam declined invitations to hold, or even touch, his new pet, pictured here next to his original hatchery.

SNAKE EGG! The Boy Contemplative

This project has brought us closer together than ever! Thanks Auntie!

This weekend we’ll be doing some other, less odious, egg-related projects.

Photo essayMonday 31 December 2007 23:59

If all goes well with Wordpress’s slightly wonky post-from-the-future feature, you’ll be seeing this on New Year’s Eve and we’ll be wishing you a happy 2008. If not, nevermind.

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GHMILY & Photo essayFriday 21 December 2007 11:40

We’re off to the north for what Adam fervently hopes will be a white Christmas. Whether Santa will put in an appearance is contingent upon a certain skinny elf’s airplane comportment. Just to be safe, we scattered some white around the place, produced our own Santa-like homunculus, and broke out the camera.

Xmas Boys THE BEST

Jolly Old Saint Nick cooperated. For fifteen or so seconds.

Jolly Old Saint NIck 4

Adam offers his consulting services during a glitch in the tethered shooting.

Xmas session behind the scenes - That Program Sucks!

The erosion in cooperation did not go uncaptured.

Xmas session behind the scenes - Reality Sucks

Magda attempts to soothe Jolly Old Saint Nick’s frayed nerves.

Xmas session behind the scenes - Calm Down, Santa!

Ultimately, Jolly Old Saint Nick felt he had to distance himself from the project.

Jolly Old Saint Nick fleeing the photo-shoot


If you haven’t received your Christmas card yet, blame the Slovenian/and/or your local postal service. And send us your new address. We can’t keep track of everything.

To all a good night!

The entire exhaustive Christmas photo-shoot set is viewable on Flickr.

We’ll be back in the new year, full of herring and vodka.

Photo essayFriday 30 November 2007 12:35

Let it end as it began:

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This month of daily posting is at a close. Get ready for December.

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