Comments on: Chatty

By: KP

KP — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 14:43:18 +0000

Gaoo, you have a point. Don’t men receive nearly all of the Darwin Awards? Women may not be able to drive or be logical but goddam it, we’re not idiots. And our party tricks are things like putting on lipstick with our boobs.

Poo poo + lightbulbs = ?
(Don’t even mention this to Adam.)

By: gaoo

gaoo — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 23:33:29 +0000

Poo poo on the internet? I’ve heard of such sites. Not my thing.

What is funny is that it is always a GUY who has to cram some stupid thing in his mouth.
Girls know better. Or else know that they could do it no problem.

“Hold on, I’ve got to try this” That is the funniest thing I have ever read. You must be a guy.

By: sgazzetti

sgazzetti — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 21:35:37 +0000

It just occurred to me that it should be hilarious that Magda is more concerned that everyone be clear on who’s got a lightbulb in their mouth rather than on who is going poo poo on the internet.

Yet it is not.

By: Elsa

Elsa — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 17:54:04 +0000

Puh-leese. Magda couldn’t sound like an idiot if she had, like, a lightbulb crammed in her mouth.

By: sgazzetti

sgazzetti — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 16:41:16 +0000

No excuse necessary, Simon. NS = applied linguistics geek-speak for native speaker (as opposed to NNS, or non-…)

By: simon

simon — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 16:11:47 +0000

Excuse my ignorance – what’s an NS?

By: jane

jane — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 15:34:09 +0000

That’s more or less how it went with the uncommonly patient 911 dispatcher.

Love the update.

By: DarkoV

DarkoV — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 15:14:36 +0000

There's nothing so sweet as the sarcasm within a couple's dialogue. Well, you and the Polish Princess' one, at least. Hope no one has ever tried these new "green" bulbs. A formidable mouth would be in order.

By: sgazzetti

sgazzetti — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 12:46:20 +0000

But how can you comment if you’ve got a light bulb in your mouth?

OR:

This is nine one one, what is your emergency?
Auough auh glugblug ibba boud!
I’m sorry ma’am, I will be better able to assist you if you remove the light bulb from your mouth.
Ibbaakug gubbooug daagh glugblug, auggugug aagga aggagabauh!

By: jane

jane — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 12:29:00 +0000

I decided to assume that everyone involved had a light bulb in their mouths and have extended that to include everyone commenting here. Mine is 60 watts.

*calls 911*

By: magda

magda — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 12:05:48 +0000

I hope it’s clear the taxi driver had a light bulb in his mouth, right?

By: SquamLoon

SquamLoon — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 11:29:31 +0000

No words can express my admiration. Good stuff.

By: Erik R.

Erik R. — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 10:16:15 +0000

That last line is golden.

“once in your mouth, ask someone to help screw it into a lamp”