isoglossia — pending reconstruction

Friday 20 April 07

Words you expect to follow ‘beautiful, curly’ that aren’t ‘hair’

Filed under: GHMILY — sgazzetti @ 14.32 MDT+2.00

Operation: Soggy Crotch, Week One Two Progress Report

WHAT A POOPY DAY!.JPG

If this is not my second-favorite SMS ever received, I don’t know what is.

12 Comments »

  1. 7,180 grams!? Damn, that’s accurate. With such close attention to the daily progress, I’m surprised a weight after said “curly turd” was not provided. You know, the whole Tare and Net Weight thing.

    Comment by DarkoV — Friday 20 April 07 @ 15.26 MDT+2.00

  2. …Oh, and I appreciate that words were enough for this entry, irregardless of your fantastic photographic skills. I believe a shot of the event, even using that reality-bending LensBaby thing, may have gone beyond the pale.

    Comment by DarkoV — Friday 20 April 07 @ 15.29 MDT+2.00

  3. I’m looking forward to beautiful curly turds, or beautiful globular turds, or beautiful turds of any shape coming to a potty in our near future.

    Well done, A!

    Comment by juliloquy — Friday 20 April 07 @ 18.27 MDT+2.00

  4. well, it does beg the question: what sms could be more favorite than this one?

    Comment by kilowatthour — Friday 20 April 07 @ 21.53 MDT+2.00

  5. So, after all this excitement the magnificent “curly one” wasn’t saved for later inspection and posing? What a letdown! ;)

    Comment by ka-ma — Saturday 21 April 07 @ 00.29 MDT+2.00

  6. Yes it does beg that question.

    It also begs the question: Ike can already say poo-poo? Like, on purpose?

    Comment by jdog — Saturday 21 April 07 @ 06.12 MDT+2.00

  7. What, no photo? I’m sure I speak for many when I say we only read this blog because we’re hoping for photos of placentae, gaping wounds, and beautiful curly turds, and here you just tease us without mercy.

    Comment by Jean — Sunday 22 April 07 @ 15.02 MDT+2.00

  8. Oh, wait it was A-bomb who said “poo poo,” right? I was pretty impressed with Ike’s skillz. But…what is going on here? Surely it is Ike who is 7180g and not the A-bomb. But surely Ike has already pooped by himself and that would not be news. Hasn’t he? What does it mean to say that he has not pooped by himself, at his age? This is far too confusing for me.

    Comment by jdog — Tuesday 24 April 07 @ 07.54 MDT+2.00

  9. Apparently some clarification is necessary: the weight/height data indeed refer to Aleksander, as does the “himself” — he’s still mastering the art of filling a diaper. The word “PooPoo” as well as the material it refers to came from Adam.

    Comment by sgazzetti — Tuesday 24 April 07 @ 10.01 MDT+2.00

  10. Um, if Ike doesn’t know how to poop by himself into his diaper, that begs a more serious question: How does he poop? Does Magda have to aid him in some way? Does everyone else already know the answers, and I just missed some crucial piece of information?

    Comment by jdog — Friday 27 April 07 @ 08.47 MDT+2.00

  11. Jdog, you are not missing something vital that other people are privy to. But I’d rather not go into all the details involved here if you don’t mind.

    Comment by sgazzetti — Friday 27 April 07 @ 22.46 MDT+2.00

  12. That’s fine. At least I didn’t miss something. Because I pride myself on being an isoglossia expert.

    Comment by jdog — Saturday 28 April 07 @ 09.13 MDT+2.00

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