Lazy Sunday. The stereo is shuffling through 7,467 songs…
Me: Honey? Moulin Rouge?
Magda: How would you know?
Me: What are you talking about? I saw it.
Magda: When?
Me: Argentina.
Magda: You didn’t see Moulin Rouge.
Me: I think I would know if I saw Moulin Rouge.
Magda: Who’s in it?
Me: Ewan MacGregor, Christina Aguillera, all those bitches. Nicole Kidman.
Magda: Nicole Kidman isn’t a bitch.
Me: She is in that.
Magda: You didn’t see it.
Me: I saw it.
Magda: What’s it about?
Me: [gives brief plot summary embarrassing to recount]
Magda: You never saw Moulin Rouge.