Magda had the foresight to anticipate complications in Adam’s transition from crib to bed. She thought he might be traumatized by the change, or that he might miss the crib, or feel exposed like a mountaineer bivouacking on an exposed ledge high up on the Eiger Nordwand. I was primarily concerned about what mischief he would get up to with the screwdriver during assembly.
As it turned out, there was no need to worry, and in fact Adam was terrifically excited by the prospect of graduating to a big-boy bed. Magda prepped him via the IKEA website, checking in with me as to what bedding I was buying and so forth, so that he had reliable mental images by the time I came home. Here’s his new bed, and through the paired annoying miracles of text messages reading, for example, Barnslig rand in blue and Korall Bubblor, and IKEA’s website, Magda and Adam could see my bedding choices in almost-real-time. So by the time I got home Adam was well used to the idea and a bit over-excited to assist with assembly.
- This bed is in the category of letti estensibili, which means that both headboard and footboard can be lowered to accommodate Adam’s beanpole-like growth, or they can be left up for Procrustean punishments, our choice.
- Yes, he has already discovered that the head- and footboards make excellent baby launchpads.
- The top photograph was actually taken in the dark, and the flash did not wake the little monster up.
- Magda was all saddened at the dismantling of the crib, forgetting apparently that we will be filling it up again all too soon.
Adam’s genuine excitement at having this new bed made all the aqua-ness of its purchase more than worthwhile. The anti-Eiger-ledge-scenario safety bar was sold out, of course, so we have turned to alternate solutions. We loved the idea of Adam being able to clamber out of bed on his own and come padding into our bedroom early in the morning. In practice, our experience has been more oriented toward him howling his way past the wicker linen chest and stomping out into the livingroom at zero-dark-hundred to sit sullenly in front of the blackened television screen waiting for something to happen.
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October 17th, 2006 at 15.15 CEST+2.00
Excellent entry. What else can one expect, eh? I especially appreciate being introduced to the expresssion, Procrustean bed, via your link. It will be something I’ll be inserting into many of my business conversations, especially those involving the soul-sucking meetings we seem to have a need for.
So, rather than being accused of cutting off the sleep-inducing harangues of some of my associates, I’ll simply state, “Let’s put this topic to a Procrustean bed.” Who can argue with that?
About the bed, didn’t it come with those hooks that are usually mounted on doghouses? That way you can leash Adam in so that early morning perambulations are minimized. Unless he has a set of chompers that’ll chew through rope…then you’d be forced to use metal chains and that’s not a good thing. You’ll have sounds a la Marley all night long. And it’s not even Christmas.
October 17th, 2006 at 17.54 CEST+2.00
My daughter and son both sleep in the exact same “crucifixion” position as Adam in the first picture. Is this a universal thing for kids?
October 18th, 2006 at 08.40 CEST+2.00
Probably so, Michael. Occasionally Adam will roll over onto his side, but this ‘Steve Holt!’ form is his default position.
Do your kids snore like Minke whales?
Darko, the chains aren’t a bad idea, but maybe bungies would be more entertaining.
October 18th, 2006 at 16.07 CEST+2.00
Bungies … YES!
DO IT.
My cats snore like minke whales.
October 19th, 2006 at 22.46 CEST+2.00
“leashes,” “metal chains,” “bungies”
Look at the sweet, innocent Adam sleeping there, all quiet and peaceful, Christlike even, James and Percy perched overhead, keeping an eye on things. Do you all share the same instruments (Darko knows what I’m talking about)? ;-)
October 20th, 2006 at 21.16 CEST+2.00
Oh! A big boy bed! How exciting. :)
October 21st, 2006 at 06.31 CEST+2.00
Maybe my son is the exception proving the rule or something, but he doesn’t sleep in that position usually. He usually sleeps on his stomach since he got old enough to roll over by himself.
October 22nd, 2006 at 07.35 CEST+2.00
Are the rest of you like me waiting eagerly for the day when this site suddenly proclaims, “Now 66% appendix-free.” It’s like waiting to see which Beatle will die next.
October 22nd, 2006 at 17.20 CEST+2.00
Re appendix-free: YES.
October 22nd, 2006 at 18.41 CEST+2.00
Of which kind of appendix are you currently 33% free, if you don’t mind me asking?
October 22nd, 2006 at 21.12 CEST+2.00
It’s the most predictable kind that we’re talking about, Gwynne.
October 23rd, 2006 at 06.57 CEST+2.00
As I suspected…and after I wasted all that time searching for your appendix. Sheesh. I did appreciate the FAQ with Glossary of Terms. ;-)
So when the baby arrives, will the blog become 25% appendix-free?
October 23rd, 2006 at 11.32 CEST+2.00
Blimey, I hadn’t thought of that. It’s a good thing you mentioned it, so I can changed the title-bar randomizer.
October 23rd, 2006 at 14.02 CEST+2.00
On a sort of (not really) related topic, the local Buckwheat Baby has shifted her MO from howling to shrieking. I never thought I’d miss the howling but I do.
October 23rd, 2006 at 16.50 CEST+2.00
Also, I should have mentioned that I hope the Buckwheat Baby’s next move will be Battle Cries of the World. And I hope this happens soon. Shrieks are so one-note.
October 24th, 2006 at 16.07 CEST+2.00
Jagosaurus,
My current call indicator on my mobile is an ineffectual and inexcusable ring tone. I tried Beethoven, Bach, and Mozart (composers all who are most certainly proud of their compositions’ current destination) and those guys don’t do it either.
What should my ring tones be doing, you may ask?
They should be eliciting empathy and understanding as to why I must anser my cell phone immediately!
You have provided a possible solution. Could you record your wonderous childs’ shrieks, or even her howlings and post them for downloads? I know that having your baby’s cries of self-expression on my cell phone will immediately register with my fellow meeting mates that I should leave said meeting, immediately, to answer such an urgent call of distress.
October 25th, 2006 at 15.20 CEST+2.00
DarkoV: If only this child were mine. She belongs to a lovely couple who live downstairs from me. I kid about her noisiness but it is genuinely distressing, and I can only imagine how her parents must feel. The child makes noises as though she is being drawn-and-quartered when I know she is very well loved and cared for. When not shrieking, she is giggly, happy and very playful and interactive.
I will attempt to record some of her utterances for you, however. It should be easy and convenient as they are so penetrating as to afford me the luxury of not having to leave my apartment to hear them. In fact, I can be at the far opposite end of the building and hear her clearly.
Thus far she hasn’t switched to battle cries but I still hold out hope.