Comments on: Signs that you married a Polish girl: #77

By: jdog

jdog — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:22:04 +0000

And by the way…did you know Japanese people think girls who like Campari must also like to do the hoochie-coo? They do think that. And we do.

By: jdog

jdog — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:21:06 +0000

Um, since I guess none of these people know me in person then my super-secret blog doesn’t have to be kept secret from them. I’m not sure that I care if they think I’m stupid.

I think all of us–by “us” I mean YOU, JDS–and remember that this site is all about LOVE. I will brook no further hate on this site.

By: DarkoV

DarkoV — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 17:35:05 +0000

Sgazzetti, Embarassing isn’t it how the milk of human kindness has turned. I’d thought that with age would come a new level of patience for dealing with our fellow man.
To borrow from Jagosaurus’ analogy, my car has no brakes and my pedal’s on the metal. I can see Hell right there on the other side of the finish line.

Vrooommmm.

By: Jagosaurus

Jagosaurus — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 17:12:32 +0000

The aqua-people are also what I sometimes refer to as NASCAR-people because any one of them can block an entire aisle much as the leader in a race somehow widens to the width of the lane and prohibits anyone passing him.

Why can’t they use their powers for good? (good=getting out of my way)

By: sgazzetti

sgazzetti — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 16:26:19 +0000

Darko, man, what’s with all the hate? Oh, right. People. Carry on.

By: DarkoV

DarkoV — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 15:11:11 +0000

I share with you the pain of swimming in the molasses of people. It's a Sargasso Sea out there and no wind's a blowin'. My all-time favorite Ikea furniture piece (I tried searching for it again on the Ikea site and they've (wisely) not only discontinued it but deleted it from existence). It was an innovative piece of seating, combining a chair with some storage unit underneath. Drek (I kid you not) is what it was christened. I had multiple conniptions upon spying it at the Philadelphia Ikea. It was just offal. Sorry! Note: What's even worse than your aqua-people? Those same aqua-people eating at the Ikea almost-all-you-can-eat cafeteria. Forget math, science, and languages. What our elementary and high schools should really be teaching is table manners. And once they're through doing that, public lavatory habits should be demonstrated and drummed into their thick skulls.

By: Jagosaurus

Jagosaurus — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 14:34:46 +0000

One desperately hopes the tube socks were sold in the IKEA tradition under a clever name like CHANL or PYP.

By: sgazzetti

sgazzetti — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 14:25:47 +0000

Jag: that IKEA WALKTHROUGH v2.3.1 is outstanding. And generally accurate, although I imagine that the Italian release corrects various shortcomings in the North American version, such as the missing information about Undocumented African Panhandlers Selling Tube Socks In Parking Lot, and the additional level of Espresso Bar With No Discernible Queuing System. Excellent, and thanks for pointing me toward it.

By: Sarcastro

Sarcastro — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 12:55:20 +0000

The aqua-people suck so much, their entire continent sunk under the briny depths 9,000 years before Plato.

By: Jagosaurus

Jagosaurus — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:31:23 +0000

I hope you read this before your next trip to Ikea.