Magda: It says here that Rudolph Valentino’s wife had 500 pairs of shoes!
Adam: SHUUUZ.
Me: That’s a lot of shoes.
Adam: SHUUUZ.
Magda: Oh, no, wait, it was Valentino who had 500 pairs of shoes.
Adam: SHUUUZ.
Magda: He had 350 suits and 500 pairs of shoes…
Adam: SHUUUZ.
Me: That seems like an odd proportion of suits to shoes.
Adam: SHUUUZ.
Magda: Well, you don’t wear a suit all the time, but no matter what you wear, you’re wearing shoes.
Adam: SHUUUZ. JUUUUICE…
Shoe shop, shoes!