“Theoretically Productive”

Merlin Mann at 43folders points out this fantastically addictive Official Seal Generator. Choose your border (wheat is nice, but who can resist laurels?), color scheme, emblem, motto, font, etc, and you’ve got a custom seal faster than Photoshop can even load. Command+Shift+F4, or the site will automatically save it to your computer.
Get yours before it goes completely viral.
Oops. Too late*.
UPDATE: I’ve just learned that this marginally useful device comes from the same people who brought you the much sillier Church Sign Generator, which should already be bookmarked in your “Art Acts/Anarchy” folder.
* When I first read Mr. Mann’s post, Google returned 22 results for the string <Official Seal Generator>. Twelve hours later, it’s increased tenfold. This will be interesting to watch…
…and it is! Three days later, 64,600 returns.



















Oh dear.
Comment by Jane — Thursday 31 August 06 @ 09.57 MDT+2.00
I will get work done despite you!
*shakes fist in general direction of Isoglossia*
Comment by Jagosaurus — Thursday 31 August 06 @ 14.06 MDT+2.00
And just when I thought I could be official. You mentioned a “wheat” border was available. I’m more of a “chaff” (or is that chaffing) sort of guy. Is that option available…..when their server recovers?
Comment by DarkoV — Thursday 31 August 06 @ 18.12 MDT+2.00
I think buckwheat would have been the better, more relevant choice here.
Don’t even tell me they don’t have buckwheat. What kind of official seal generator offers two storks, but NO BUCKWHEAT?? The official seal generator of Satan, that’s what kind.
Comment by jdog — Friday 1 September 06 @ 06.51 MDT+2.00
Hey, It’s back up! I am now official and ready to carry on economic activity and social interaction on the blogosphere now that I am sealed.
Comment by DarkoV — Friday 1 September 06 @ 15.38 MDT+2.00
But wait! There’s more:
http://www.says-it.com/cassette/index.php
Comment by Jane — Saturday 2 September 06 @ 02.05 MDT+2.00
I like the crappy clip art on offer.
Comment by palinode — Thursday 7 September 06 @ 08.12 MDT+2.00