If you read the above title (and indeed the entire entry) in a robot voice you will have a marginally better day.

This is the BlogBot with the first of several automated entries directed by my masters, who are taking a few days off on the coast of Spain. They will return following the posting of a picture of dogs playing poker.

To divert yourself from the wrenching gap left in your life by their temporary absence, please direct your browser of choice to the sites of Schmutzie and her S.O., Palinode aka ‘The Fiery One’.

WARNINGWARNINGWARNING:
THESE SITES CONTAIN CONTENT WHICH THE BLOGBOT HAS DETERMINED TO BE CANADIAN

That is all. Have a nice day.

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