BlogBot entry 001 — Linky goodness
If you read the above title (and indeed the entire entry) in a robot voice you will have a marginally better day.
This is the BlogBot with the third of several automated entries directed by my masters, who are taking a few days off on the coast of Spain. They will return following the posting of a picture of dogs playing poker.
As a sop to the fact that you are reading this instead of shopping for a new computer in Barcelona, the BlogBot has randomly selected the following link for your entertainment solenoids synapses:
WARNINGWARNINGWARNING:
THIS SITE PROVIDES PHOTOGRAPHIC MATERIAL WHICH THE BLOGBOT HAS DETECTED TO BE UNGRAMMATICABLE
That is all. Have a nice day.
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To the north there lies a cave– the cave of Caerbannog– wherein, carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last words of Olfin Bedwere of Rheged…
[boom]
…make plain that Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake are also currently vacationing in Barcelona.
So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth and limited talent.
Comment by Sarcastro — Friday 30 June 06 @ 01.19 MDT+2.00