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By: Hillbilly, Please » Blog Archive » Four things …

Hillbilly, Please » Blog Archive » Four things … — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 02:27:07 +0000

[...] things … I’ve been tagged by Leslie, so here goes. I reserve the right, like Isoglossia, to do this my own way and while my version of this will not be as funny as Isoglossia’s, it will, [...]

By: gaoo

gaoo — Sun, 22 Jan 2006 16:35:37 +0000

“Chowder Girl”, now there’s a nickname that could stick with a person forever. With so many more connotations than say, Salad Boy, demeaning as that may be. At one restaurant I worked at, all the line cooks listened to non-stop Scorpions, you know, the Scorps, they spent 8 hours a day making up certain unforgettable lyrics to the song Sugar Walls, which as you may know is an ode to the vaginal channel, and renamed it Chowder Walls. I can’t go into it here. But “cranking the Hagar” certainly brings THOSE memories flooding back. Yes, it’s a phrase that will live on in infamy.

By: Sarcastro

Sarcastro — Sat, 21 Jan 2006 22:35:02 +0000

What’s a meme?

I thought I was spreadin’ one of them there internet viruses.

By: gaoo

gaoo — Sat, 21 Jan 2006 18:28:33 +0000

oh sure, you can sit around all day making up responses to these arbitrary “memes”, is that what the kids are saying, but you can’t respond to email except en masse! well, humph! Next time I will know that emails containing queries about your 5 favorite whatevers get highest priority!
PS. I live vicariously through Aidan, who receives and sends memes daily.

By: jdog

jdog — Sat, 21 Jan 2006 04:25:27 +0000

If people “tag” me with “memes” at all, I am totally unaware of it. Could I be so pathetic as to not receive any “memes”? Or could I be so awesome as to not open them? I certainly was awesome enough to split that infinitive.

I have to move away from the computer RIGHT NOW.

By: aidan

aidan — Sat, 21 Jan 2006 00:24:03 +0000

I was tagged by a meme a few minutes ago. I had this feeling you wouldn’t be the right person to forward it to. Now I feel happy for saving you from, uh, something fantastic happening to you. The death threat ones are the best though.

By: Jagosaurus

Jagosaurus — Fri, 20 Jan 2006 12:48:16 +0000

You’re a better person than me (although it occurs to me that might be an insult to both of us) to even go along with a meme inflicted on you by someone else. Mine are mostly self-inflicted and at my convenience … except for the one I did in solidarity with a friend who participated for the best of reasons: to get back in touch with his friends. Lazy bastard.

All that being said … uh … something profound was going to go here but it’s gone. I know you’re probably devastated at the loss, Salad Boy.

By: sgazzetti

sgazzetti — Fri, 20 Jan 2006 12:13:37 +0000

Wow, thanks, Michael. Coming from you, who once caused me to squirt coffee out of my nose simply by making an indirect reference to the World Tae Kwon Do Federation, that means a lot. But I can't take credit (or blame, given the organ-rupturing), since the money-line must lie in 'snatch-dazzling', coined by Skot over at izzle-pfaff. He's another beverage-squirting instigator, and I suppose that making his coinage a hyper-link was not a clear enough citation. P.S.: My money's on spleen.

By: Michael M.

Michael M. — Fri, 20 Jan 2006 11:43:26 +0000

What a wonderful take on an otherwise annoying fad. The line: “I would be motoring down Route 66 in my candy-apple turquoise double-hemi panhead snatch-dazzling vintage ‘66 Corvette, cranking the Hagar” caused me to laugh so hard that I ruptured multiple internal organs. Not sure which ones. I’m sure I’ll find out after the autopsy. Again: Bravo!