Comments on: Adam is nine months old http://isoglossia.com/2005/09/12/adam-month-9/ Sun, 29 Nov 2009 13:02:30 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Sarcastro http://isoglossia.com/2005/09/12/adam-month-9/comment-page-1/#comment-289 Sarcastro Mon, 12 Sep 2005 15:10:41 +0000 http://isoglossia.com/?p=235#comment-289 Dear Adam, Just so you know, your old man self-medicated with liberal doses of whiskey when the war criminals removed his wisdom teeth. He is witholding this special teething medicine from you. You should demand a dram daily to ease your suffering. Loud cries and shrieks should get his attention. I know you have been working that angle already, but try to lunge for whatever beverage he is currently holding. Seven times out of ten it will be the medicine you so desperately need, and he so callously hoards. Your Pal, SW Dear Adam,
Just so you know, your old man self-medicated with liberal doses of whiskey when the war criminals removed his wisdom teeth. He is witholding this special teething medicine from you. You should demand a dram daily to ease your suffering. Loud cries and shrieks should get his attention. I know you have been working that angle already, but try to lunge for whatever beverage he is currently holding. Seven times out of ten it will be the medicine you so desperately need, and he so callously hoards.

Your Pal,
SW

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